J - O - K - E - R

[Chloe Hawkins]

You may all now feel honored and enlightened in my Presence.

So, I thought I'd introduce myself properly, and let you all know what (or who) you'll be posting with for the following...Er...Generation or so.

I am Joker. You may not call me Chloe, Chloe Hawkins, Hawkins, Houdini's friend, or any other lovely contraption that your simple minds come up with. I am Joker. Hear me roar. If someone else signs up with the name Joker, I will castrate them.

So, you know my name. That is what you shall call me. Before you go getting your nickers in a twist, thinking, "Oh heaven help me from this bit of madness!", I really am not that bad. Think about it. J - O - K - E - R. Whats it mean really?

J - Jubilant and Joke worthy, Jumbling Madness & A game of Jeprody.
O- Obsolete and Outgoing, Oddly Unorthodox Oxymoron & Opinionated.
K- kleptomaniacal, knowledgeable & Kooky.
E- Entertaining, Emphatic & Ecstatic.
R- Riotous, Resonant & Ravishing.

See now, I'm not that scary. I'm really a very nice person. Houdini thinks I am ..in her words.. a "Kookoo-bannanas Joke Machine gone haywire", and I can live with that. But to you - I am simply Joker. Not even "The" Joker. Just Joker. Now that you all know me and know what you might be getting into when posting with me, have your opinions deviated from what you first thought on beginning inspection? Good. I've set you straight.

So, if you think you can handle my ferocity, than I would love to post with you! Leave some love.

Joker

PS - Don't be afraid. I'm gentle as a kitten. Raawwwrrrr...

EDIT

My Peeps:

My Husband, Chance, The Crazy Naked Man
My Friend, Jace, the Sinister Minister
My Sister, Dreamer, The Frog with pink eye and a swollen tongue
My Sister, Shane, The Petunia with a bug
My sister, Larks, The Bird

More to come, im sure.

[Chance]

I thought J-O-K-E-R spelled fabulous?

Pwahah! Kitten my eye. Your an evil little.... uh... Hippo!

Love,

Chance -_-